E-mail "Emoticons"

[Local_Pol]

(_!_) = a regular ass

(__!__) = a fat ass

(!) = a tight ass

(_*_) = a sore ass

(_!_} = a swishy ass

(_o_) = an ass that's been around

(_x_) = kiss my ass

(_X_) = leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) = a tired ass

(_o^^o_) = a wise ass

(_E=mc2_) = a smart ass

(_$_) = Money coming out of his/her ass

(_?_) = Dumb Ass

[Local_Pol]

Data Processing e-mail emotions

[:] = User is a robot.

%-) = Visual Programming [C#; VB; C++; PowerBuilder; etc.] for sixteen straight hours.

%-6 = User is brain dead

:-[ = User is a vampire

:-E = User is a bucktoothed vampire

:-F = User is a bucktoothed vampire with one fang missing.