03-28-2005, 17:19
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Consigliere
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland (at last)
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Lol
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room,
"Why are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do! " she replies.
The husband paused.
The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued......."Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."
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03-28-2005, 19:28
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Bladesmith to the Quiet Professionals
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03-28-2005, 19:31
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Area Commander
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LOL, I'm using this one!
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"If simple folk are free from care and fear, simple they will be, and we must be secret to keep them so." - JRRT
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03-28-2005, 20:10
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally Posted by Roguish Lawyer
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten out today."
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client of yours?
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""A man must know his destiny. if he does not recognize it, then he is lost. By this I mean, once, twice, or at the very most, three times, fate will reach out and tap a man on the shoulder. if he has the imagination, he will turn around and fate will point out to him what fork in the road he should take, if he has the guts, he will take it.""- GEN George S. Patton
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03-28-2005, 20:11
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Asset
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Lmao
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03-28-2005, 20:37
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: LA
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Lol
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Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his web gear. He doesn't worry about what workout to do - his ruck weighs what it weighs, his runs end when the enemy stops chasing him. This True Believer is not concerned about 'how hard it is;' he knows either he wins or dies. He doesn't go home at 17:00, he is home.
He knows only The Cause.
Still want to quit?
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03-28-2005, 23:18
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Area Commander
Join Date: Aug 2004
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Lmao!
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03-28-2005, 23:38
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Auxiliary
Join Date: Feb 2005
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nice! 
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As war becomes dishonored and its nobility called into question those honorable men who recognize the sanctity of blood will become excluded from the dance, which is the warrior's right, and thereby will the dance become a false dance and the dancers false dancers.
- Cormac McCarthy
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03-29-2005, 01:20
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SF Candidate
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Hahaha!!! :d
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03-29-2005, 08:31
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Area Commander
Join Date: Oct 2004
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Ooooooooooooh man I have to use that RL!!! LMAO!!!!
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