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On the train...
An A-Team and a squad of Marines were on a train going to a preventative conference on "hazing in the workplace".
The squad leader inqures, "Hey, how come ya'll only have one ticket?" The SF 18A replies, "You'll see."
Suddenly, the whole ODA hurries into a bathroom stall. The ticket guy knocks on the stall door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens slightly and the team sergeant slips the man the ticket. The Marines see this and are very impressed with their cleverness.
On the train back from the conference, the Marines buy only one ticket, while they see that the SF guys don't have one at all. The Marine squad leader asks, "Hey, how come you don't have ANY tickets this time?" The 18A replies, "You'll see."
Sure enough, the whole ODA scurries into the stall like before. The Marines, with their one ticket, bunch together in the opposing stall. When all the Marines are packed in, the SF team sergeant sneaks out, knocks on the Marines' door and says, "Ticket please."
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