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Old 03-08-2005, 06:40   #1
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Zoological Issues

A small Kentucky Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of
gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the
mood" and difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem.
The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male
gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed,
a part time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.

Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.

Ed was approached with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?

Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully.

The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but
only under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her."

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.

"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500...."
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:02   #2
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:59   #3
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:24   #4
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:28   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NousDefionsDoc

"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500...."
I surprised that no one up here hasn't started a fund drive for Ed up here. A lot of the alternative medicos up here would see this as important to Ed's mental and physiological health.

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Old 03-08-2005, 12:36   #6
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Old 03-08-2005, 12:40   #7
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$500.00 dollars !!!!!

They charged me $1,000.00.
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:37   #8
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Ed? .... Dad!
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