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Old 02-22-2005, 19:54   #1
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His/ Her Diary

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what
was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I
love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He
seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10
minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my
caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his
thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.



2. HIS DIARY

Today the Dolphins lost, but at least I got laid.
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Old 02-22-2005, 20:04   #2
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Lmao!
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Old 02-22-2005, 23:07   #3
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Classic !!!!

That's a keeper.

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Old 02-23-2005, 16:54   #4
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