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Old 02-13-2004, 17:44   #1
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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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Old 02-13-2004, 18:45   #2
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Re: Thoughts

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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Personal experience????

I know, I know, where's that law?
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Old 02-13-2004, 18:48   #3
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Re: Thoughts

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Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Brother, when I have sex...she MAKES it a big deal
Lucky me!

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Old 02-13-2004, 18:55   #4
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Brother, when I have sex...she MAKES it a big deal
Lucky me!

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GOTTA be the kinky knee thingy.

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Old 02-13-2004, 19:51   #5
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Those who live by the sword often get shot by those who don't.
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Old 02-13-2004, 19:52   #6
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Violence is indeed the last resort of the incompetent, the competent usually resort to it much sooner.
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Old 02-13-2004, 19:55   #7
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Old 02-13-2004, 19:57   #8
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Violence is indeed the last resort of the incompetent, the competent usually resort to it much sooner.
That's a good one.

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Old 02-13-2004, 20:34   #9
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"Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN
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Old 02-13-2004, 20:35   #10
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"Don't think of it as being vastly outnumbered, think of it as being able to shoot 360 degrees and having a very wide shot selection."
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Old 02-13-2004, 20:38   #11
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Old 02-13-2004, 20:39   #12
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"No, no! I've got 'em right where I want 'em, - surrounded from the inside.

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His Team surrounded and in danger of being overrun - this was SFC Shriver's response to the FAC commenting "Sounds pretty bad."
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Old 02-13-2004, 21:36   #13
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"Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, small minds discuss people." - ADM Hyman Rickover, USN

Great quote. I had heard it before, but never the source. Thank you for sharing it.


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Old 02-14-2004, 10:25   #14
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"No, no! I've got 'em right where I want 'em, - surrounded from the inside.

SFC Jerry Shriver CCS

His Team surrounded and in danger of being overrun - this was SFC Shriver's response to the FAC commenting "Sounds pretty bad."
NDD-You beat me to it.
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