The Monkey and The Lizard

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?"

The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some"

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.

Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!"

The Monkey looks down and says...."Dayam,.....DUDE,.......how much water did you drink?!!"