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Old 10-23-2023, 08:27   #1
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From a dear friend, 101st Abn VN Veteran

So I just get home and My dog is laying on the back deck covered in dirt with a rabbit in her mouth��. The Rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. Now, my neighbor's kids raise these Blue Ribbon WINNER Rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of their rabbits. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, I rushed inside, washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some ANIMALS play dead when they are AFRAID, I couldn't remember which animals because I was NERVOUS ��. I took it and placed it back in one of the cage, then I ZOOMED back home. NOT 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming��. so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage

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Old 10-23-2023, 08:43   #2
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but now it's back in the cage
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Old 10-23-2023, 18:33   #3
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Alrighty - I'll buy that for a dollar. Man, that's a 4H joke.
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