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Old 02-09-2005, 20:03   #1
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Horse Auction

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
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Old 02-09-2005, 22:01   #2
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Well you had me stunned for a second. Last title I ever expected to see on this site
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Old 02-09-2005, 22:21   #3
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Little Johnny jokes rock!
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