01-31-2022, 11:18
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Sad News & Good News
Sad news,,
My neighbor is moving into an assistant living physicality. He will be missed, had a lot of good times. When we would get together Saturday afternoons on the patio for cigars and whisky, a couple of us would wager a penny to see if he could cross the parking lot without falling.. I'm ahead $2.67 
Good news,,
He left me his gravy boat collection. His nurse told me he hardly ever use them. Drop me a note, I have 6.
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01-31-2022, 11:55
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nice...
I used to drink beer from one at team parties back in the 90's
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01-31-2022, 13:56
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There is nothing in the world that beats grunt humor....
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02-04-2022, 22:32
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Thanks,
I needed that laugh today.
From CoVid quarantine HELL.
G2
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02-04-2022, 22:41
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+1, God bless that man, he knew you would smile at his most sincere gift!
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02-05-2022, 09:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sohei
There is nothing in the world that beats grunt humor.... |
I don't think they're joking!
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02-05-2022, 11:14
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Originally Posted by Trapper John
I don't think they're joking! |
Indeed you are correct, Sir...but, only a Grunt would find the humor in it.... 
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02-27-2022, 20:26
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Sad News:
another senseless war causing the death and suffering of millions of innocent people over the promise of more profit and power just proves that mankind might not be worth saving after all
GOOD News:
the distraction has probably given thousands of rich elitists a little more time to destroy evidence that they were using laundered Ukrainian oil money to pay for their frequent trips to Jeffery Epstein's islands
'til next time...
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Last edited by Box; 02-27-2022 at 20:34.
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02-28-2022, 12:38
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LOL JJ
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03-12-2022, 20:15
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Sad News - 2020 was like a reality TV show that ended without any real closure to the chaos - in 2021, season two didn't really deliver any answers either
Good news - 2020 has been renewed for a third season and it looks like the cure for COVID was polling data, the producers have added a new storyline as well:
...global military threats and conflicts for the 2022 season.
If the ratings hold, 2020 may even get a fourth season
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03-13-2022, 16:03
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Quote:
Sad News - 2020 was like a reality TV show that ended without any real closure to the chaos - in 2021, season two didn't really deliver any answers either
Good news - 2020 has been renewed for a third season and it looks like the cure for COVID was polling data, the producers have added a new storyline as well:
...global military threats and conflicts for the 2022 season.
If the ratings hold, 2020 may even get a fourth season
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If only we could bundle your commentary into a campaign for POTUS, I'm convinced that the common sense and humor would rule the day!
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03-13-2022, 19:12
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Originally Posted by Penn
If only we could bundle your commentary into a campaign for POTUS, I'm convinced that the common sense and humor would rule the day!
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Right up until the point where Permanent Washington produced evidence that I was on the grassy knoll, consulted on the editing for the faked moon landing, covered up Roswell, provided cover art for the Beatles after McCartney was decapitated his that bizarre car accident back in the 60's and then once they "found" the plans for what's REALLY hidden beneath Denver International Airport in the trunk of my car...
no thanks - I can't get anywhere near national politics - my lizard family would disown me
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