05-04-2021, 04:59
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Melinda Gates on Tinder ??
Does anybody know Melinda Gates Tinder username?
Asking for a friend 😎
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05-04-2021, 06:07
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$$$$$ CTRL.ALT.DEL $$$$$
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05-04-2021, 06:29
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Does anybody know Melinda Gates Tinder username?
Asking for a friend 😎
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How will you compete with the robotic companion.
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05-04-2021, 06:55
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How will you compete with the robotic companion.
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A long time ago
In a small local establishment in SEA
While studying the Hearts & Mind Playbook
I learned subtle integration techniques that...
But that's another story, for another time, over a good whisky.. 
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05-04-2021, 08:49
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Ahhhhhh...If I were your friend I'd just swipe Left...... 
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05-04-2021, 12:10
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OH... SNAP !!!
A swipe-left-threat in front of god and everybody.
That was completely uncalled for.
You should apologize; even if he is ugly and deserving of such a swipe, you should never deliver it in public. It has been my understanding that left and right swipes are meant to be done in private.
You've crossed a line here.
I'm very disappointed in you.
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05-04-2021, 14:06
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I swipe left about 98.255555% of the time.....hahahaha... 
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05-04-2021, 14:26
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I swipe left about 98.255555% of the time.....hahahaha... |
WOW - 98.255555%
Then in that case - statistically speaking of course - an unvaccinated over weight sexagenarian with multiple health issues and a compromised immune system that is currently residing in a New York nursing home is more likely to catch you than a fatal case of COVID.
Interesting
You should still apologize to JJ
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05-04-2021, 14:59
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Looks like Bill is not wasting any time?? 
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05-04-2021, 15:32
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First phone call Melinda made was to her friend MacKenzie Scott. Second phone call Melinda made was MacKenzie Scott’s divorce attorney.
Note: Before MacKenzie was Scott she was Bezos and before that it doesn’t matter…
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05-05-2021, 05:02
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Damn, I just threw up a little bit. Some things cannot be unseen.
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05-05-2021, 05:21
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Damn, I just threw up a little bit. Some things cannot be unseen.
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Bill's a player 
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05-05-2021, 07:29
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WOW - 98.255555%
Then in that case - statistically speaking of course - an unvaccinated over weight sexagenarian with multiple health issues and a compromised immune system that is currently residing in a New York nursing home is more likely to catch you than a fatal case of COVID.
Interesting
You should still apologize to JJ
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Lol.....I'm just extremely picky.....
Sorry JJ, your friend can swipe right...hahahaha
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05-05-2021, 09:52
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Rumor had it that her software was never fully compatible with his 3.5" floppy. 
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05-05-2021, 10:03
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Rumor had it that her software was never fully compatible with his 3.5" floppy. |
Ha!
So he must of got out the old 6” disk for the new model.
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