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Old 03-26-2021, 09:18   #1
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Boxen or Boxes?

Just clarifying.
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Old 03-26-2021, 09:22   #2
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Thanks I understand now - I think.


But, do you get Biden when typing Boxen? (auto correct)
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Old 03-26-2021, 09:28   #3
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Grammar rules only tell you when to use plural and when to use singular, but what that plural or singular actually looks like is governed by morphology and not grammar (modern update to this includes random gender preference and progressive liberalism)

A bit of 16th century plural...

Hose - Hosen
Ox - Oxen
Box - Boxen

Makes perfect sense

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Old 03-26-2021, 09:40   #4
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Boxen is not a "plural" so traditional rules don't apply. Boxen is a third person pronoun for my new gender identity.

When I begin building my empire, I will replace the third person pronoun "them" with Boxteen.
After I have taken over the world and laid claim to my title as Supreme Overlord of the Known Universe I will replace the third person pronouns of "us" and "we" with Boxillion and all will be right throughout the galaxy.

Boxillion will show no mercy...
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Old 03-26-2021, 10:11   #5
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Old 03-26-2021, 10:20   #6
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Boxen is not a "plural" so traditional rules don't apply. Boxen is a third person pronoun for my new gender identity.

When I begin building my empire, I will replace the third person pronoun "them" with Boxteen.
After I have taken over the world and laid claim to my title as Supreme Overlord of the Known Universe I will replace the third person pronouns of "us" and "we" with Boxillion and all will be right throughout the galaxy.

Boxillion will show no mercy...
Oh baby Jehoshaphat, what have we done.....Bahahahahaha.....
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Old 03-26-2021, 15:52   #7
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Boxen is not a "plural" so traditional rules don't apply. Boxen is a third person pronoun for my new gender identity.

When I begin building my empire, I will replace the third person pronoun "them" with Boxteen.
After I have taken over the world and laid claim to my title as Supreme Overlord of the Known Universe I will replace the third person pronouns of "us" and "we" with Boxillion and all will be right throughout the galaxy.

Boxillion will show no mercy...
Oh God its multiplying at a unstoppable rate.
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Old 03-27-2021, 07:04   #9
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Okay....okay....okay....time for Mr. Box to drink some "Daddy's angry juice" and take a nap. (Quick....someone grab the thorazine!!).
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Okay....okay....okay....time for Mr. Box to drink some "Daddy's angry juice" and take a nap. (Quick....someone grab the thorazine!!).
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Old 03-28-2021, 13:27   #12
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“The trouble with Tribbles”
Wonder if they taste like chicken ?
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Old 03-28-2021, 14:01   #13
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Yuck it up fuckers...

Just don't be surprised when NONE of you are offered cabinet positions in my administration.
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Is your administration going to resemble those Big-Box Stores....
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Is your administration going to resemble those Big-Box Stores....
Thats Boxillion, Supreme Over Weeeeeeeee !
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