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Random Thoughts
Drink responsibly means don’t spill anything – it also means you don’t mix a good single malt scotch with cola.
In today’s political landscape, if you are noticing that every time one door closes, another one opens – you’re probably in a re-education camp.
The older Joe Biden gets, the earlier it gets late.
When Joe Biden says, “the other day” he could be referring to any period of time between yesterday and 1973.
Don’t bother trying to walk a mile in Nancy Pelosi’s shoes – that would be boring as fuck. Try spending 30 seconds inside her head without going completely insane.
Age 60 may be the new 40 – but 10 O’clock has become the new midnight.
There is something supernatural happening in my house. Every time I lose a sock in the laundry, I find a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of my containers.
Joe Biden doesn’t mean to interrupt people – he just randomly remembers shit and gets really excited.
I wonder if the way I feel after democrats pass new legislation is what a bald guy feel like after getting invoiced for a bag full of combs.
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Last edited by Box; 03-08-2021 at 13:23.
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