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Old 07-24-2020, 11:49   #1
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Judging Dr Fauci's COVID-19 numbers accuracy?

I sure hope he's more accurate with a scalpel in the operating room

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Old 07-24-2020, 12:01   #2
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He wore his mask to throw a pitch in front of the cameras when he was 60-70 feet away from another human being...
...then later when he wasn't in front of the cameras, sitting shoulder to shoulder with two other people in the stands, he had his mask on like a chin strap.

Let me say again - while he was in the stands - that place he said NOBODY should be during a ball game because of sitting shoulder to shoulder with people - because a mask without social distancing is baaaaaad
A nation of long tme baseball fans cant sit in the stands because that shitbird said public events are bad - sitting too close is bad.

So... one more time for the cheap seats - pun intended - fAuCI IS A HACK.
Fauci is a liar.
Fauci is a sensationalist.
Fauci is a fraud.
I wouldn't let faUci check my dogs loose runny shit for worms.

Maybe taking the mask off when he was outside and 60 feet away from the nearest human being would have let him breath a little easier - thus making his ridiculous first pitch less of a shit show...
...you'd think someone that throws as many curve balls as he does would have a little better control of his delivery.

The go fuckyourselfedness of his stupid jersey number ("19") was as stupid as his stupid windup. I believe it was the great and powerful Don Cuomo that said, wear your mask, it isn't a chinstrap.
Go home covid-19 boy, you suck.


Fuck Dr faUci - fuck him in his stupid stupid asshole
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