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Old 04-16-2020, 18:08   #1
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Home confinement

HH6 just reminded me "don't forget, you are at home with a menopausal women"....
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Old 04-17-2020, 03:51   #2
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omfg

this is that "cruel and unusual punishment thing"
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Old 04-17-2020, 05:21   #3
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Knowing you, I'm sure you have a readily available medicinal solution.

Stay safe,
Don't pick your nose,
Wear appropriate sound attenuation devices and a Mask.

All will be well in 5-8 years
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Old 04-17-2020, 09:48   #4
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A friend is questioning the official story

"8 days into our family lockdown and I’m starting to question whether the Donner party was even hungry...."
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Old 04-17-2020, 11:20   #5
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"8 days into our family lockdown and I’m starting to question whether the Donner party was even hungry...."
LOL.. "It seemed like a good idea at the time"

Diary Entry - December 14 1846 - I think I found a solution
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Old 04-17-2020, 14:10   #6
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Yeah, and in my home confinement I'm starting to have long conversations with my cat....
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Yeah, and in my home confinement I'm starting to have long conversations with my cat....
But is the cat responding?
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Old 04-18-2020, 08:37   #8
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But is the cat responding?
I swear I thought I heard him say “Go back into the office FT, let me sleep” Lol 🤪
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Old 04-21-2020, 19:04   #9
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Over the very best coffee imaginable, for the past decade at least, HH6 and I have a morning executive meeting. The meeting usually begins with 6 recapping dreams, conversation w/sisters, friends, news, DYK, etc., etc., Usually it’s’ interesting and immensely funny, rapid fire, stream of consciences Robin Williams meets Joe the plumber meets common sense, insanely funny. But, I never asked why, So, I asked, “6, we are coming up on our 19th wedding anniversary, I need to ask a question, it’s 6am, for the life of me, can you explain where all this energy comes from, I mean it’s a bit nut’s how you just, kinda go off on a tangent every morning, don't get me wrong, I love it, but whats up?”
6 looks at me and says, “what do you mean, I’ve been watching you sleep for the past 2 ½ hours, waiting for you to wake up. “
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Old 04-23-2020, 06:48   #10
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HH6 just reminded me "don't forget, you are at home with a menopausal women"....
Estrogen mitigates the effect of interleukin 6, one ingredient of the cytokine storm, the deadly ending of covid 19.

Tell her now both of you have the same chance.

Equality.....
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