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Bin Laden's Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile and said
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I
don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be
returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the
woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in
my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you !"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse.
--John Stewart Mill--
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