04-16-2019, 09:01
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Florida Man Killed by PET Bird
I had seen Cassowary's at zoos but never scrutinized their feet.
This is one BAD BIRD
link: Cassowary attacks and kills Florida man
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04-16-2019, 14:32
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Wonder how much peanut oil it would take to deep fry it? 
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04-16-2019, 14:44
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I reckon that puts to rest the old quandary - would you rather fight 100 chicken sized horses or one horse sized chicken.
You could serve one buffalo style Cassowary Wing as the main course for thanksgiving diner
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04-16-2019, 14:48
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Essentially, that is a f@cking dinosaur with feathers. Great pet!
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04-16-2019, 17:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Basenshukai
Essentially, that is a f@cking dinosaur with feathers. Great pet!
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Yup. Never fuck with Big Bird.
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04-16-2019, 19:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by twistedsquid
Yup. Never fuck with Big Bird.
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He seemed so nice in the 70s....
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04-17-2019, 07:57
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wook
He seemed so nice in the 70s....
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I see a potential new "Faces of Meth" before and after ad campaign here....
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04-17-2019, 09:47
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Lol, No...Polly don’t want no fuc$kin’ cracker...
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