04-01-2019, 07:37
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Kids and Baseball
Overheard at the local T-Ball game
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During the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old ball players aside And asked, "Buddy, Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a shithead, is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good", said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain all that to Pop Pop.
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Attached Pics of Buddy's 1st Home Run & proud Pop Pop :]
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04-02-2019, 17:04
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Looks like a natural
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04-02-2019, 19:22
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Looks like a Great time with the Gran Kids....
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04-03-2019, 05:36
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Looks like a Great time with the Gran Kids....
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It was, that is LJB swinging at what was his 1st HR and then crossing the plate. Pop Pop was very proud  
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04-03-2019, 19:08
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Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
Overheard at the local T-Ball game
Attached Pics of Buddy's 1st Home Run & proud Pop Pop :]
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Congrats to Buddy and thanks to Pop Pop for the laughs.
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04-04-2019, 08:55
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That's funny rat there! Daughter is threatening to make me sign an affidavit swearing that I'll behave at grandson's games. What a buzz kill!
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04-05-2019, 21:40
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You could always volunteer as an ump, J.J.
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04-06-2019, 05:36
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You could always volunteer as an ump, J.J. 
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I thought about it, they get paid, I think 35USD @ game,
but when the Upm-Union did a security check on my FB page and found the anti-BHO memes they said no más
Also, I don't wear underwear .. :]
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