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Old 11-15-2017, 14:19   #1
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Huma Abedin booted and Hillary must have a temper

This is getting ridiculous...support pigs...jeesh.

Woman kicked off flight after emotional support PIG became rowdy
The woman was given her marching orders after her havoc-wreaking hog began walking up and down the aisles. Even attempts to strap it to an arm rest failed to settle the farmyard animal on the flight from Connecticut.
The Sun
By Danny Collins
15th November 2017

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/492038...ig-disruptive/
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Old 11-15-2017, 14:47   #2
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I think every flight should have a pig running aroung. Might keep a muslim terrorist from blowing himself up along with the pig.
Un ha...now I see...'splains why the Demons kept Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Joe Biden around so long.
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Old 11-15-2017, 14:51   #3
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Everyone needs a special pig to keep them company....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BARjPuUN36Y
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Old 11-20-2017, 22:02   #4
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Two pig stories.

1st is a cook entering a culinary contest that required a fresh pig. TTT 1978
2nd is a bipedal omnivore with a ravenous appetite for fresh DNA. Mondrain 1990

#1 enter the restaurant and noticed the 3 door refrigerator shaking violently. Opened the door and a pig evac the refer and his bowels simultaneously. Proceeds to defecate throughout the restaurant. Chasing the pig and finally ending the chase by cornering it in one of the bathrooms. Door closed.

2hrs later the culinary graduate shows up. After a WTF strip down, his reply is: “the contest required a fresh pig, I could not kill it, so I decided to freeze it to death”.
“In a Fucking refrigerator”? I screamed in reply.

#2 After creating absolute chaos among the young cooks, she was confronted, she explained her behavior in this manner: “I’m a pastry chef”!
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