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Old 11-01-2017, 22:01   #1
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Couple arrested for sex act on Delta Airlines flight
A man and a woman flew into trouble Sunday night after they were reportedly caught engaging in a sexual act on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit.

Guess I better start flying Delta. Could it have been the booze?


http://foxnews.com/travel/2017/10/31...cials-say.html
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Old 11-02-2017, 04:23   #2
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That old jingle..."Delta is ready when you are" might be on to something...a - head of its time !
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Old 11-02-2017, 09:56   #3
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That would have been a trophy kill for a young single paratrooper hunting cougars....
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The FBI said the investigation was underway and the two might be charged with a misdemeanor, or even a felony. The bureau said the charges could be issued as soon as Tuesday.
Jesus this is warranting an FBI investigation lol? They can't just get ticketed for public indeincinecy and be done with it? And they even face the possibility of being convicted felons over this!
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Old 11-02-2017, 11:36   #5
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I wonder if either of them had a significant other...

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Old 11-02-2017, 12:05   #6
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Jesus this is warranting an FBI investigation lol? They can't just get ticketed for public indeincinecy and be done with it? And they even face the possibility of being convicted felons over this!
Can read that charging document now...

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...assault with a friendly weapon...


...Pled down to...receipt of swollen property...
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Old 11-02-2017, 13:52   #7
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The woman was caught giving the man oral sex while the two were in their seats, the station further reported.
Some of the comments below the story are hilarious:

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the guy in the middle seat said he was a little put off
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"Her" name was actually Robert. You forgot to check her for big hands and an Adam's apple."
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