09-18-2017, 05:26
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New PT excrcise for SEAL's
Don't let this become the next must do exercise routine for you SFAS kids..
LMAO
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Gymgoer has to call firefighters to slice up dumbbell weight he had managed to get his PENIS stuck in while training in Germany
- Doctors were themselves unable to remove to 2.5kg weight in the city of Worms
- They sedated the man and firefighters then spent three hours freeing his penis
- Firefighters used a hydraulic rescue tool used to free crash victims from cars
By Sebastian Murphy-bates For Mailonline
Published: 07:59 EDT, 17 September 2017 | Updated: 13:30 EDT, 17 September 2017
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09-18-2017, 06:52
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Well who hasn't had that happened to them? 
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09-18-2017, 07:10
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Now that's what I call pumping iron 
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09-18-2017, 07:30
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I wonder if he also regularly utilized the "Shake weight" in his training.
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09-18-2017, 07:48
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He must have been taking the phrase, " making sacrifices for big gains" a little too seriously?
Or perhaps transgender on a budget?
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09-18-2017, 08:27
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No pain, no gain... <-- appropriate emoji!
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09-18-2017, 13:22
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I am guessing that he was inspired to work on his shortcomings by the graffiti above the urinal, you know the one that says " I don't know why your looking up here the joke is in your hand."
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09-18-2017, 13:34
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LOL....Damn, never mind.....Don't really know what to say; except what a Shlong that must have been. 
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09-18-2017, 13:59
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He should be ashamed. I mean, it was a standard - not Olympic - plate.
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09-18-2017, 16:09
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09-18-2017, 16:36
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I retro fit all my bars and drilled the weights to the new 4inch PCV schedule 90,, No Problamo..
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I'd still use some lube just to be safe. 
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09-18-2017, 17:04
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Originally Posted by PedOncoDoc
I'd still use some lube just to be safe.
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Great thing about PVS,,,
It flexes...
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09-18-2017, 17:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ_BPK
Great thing about PVS,,,
It flexes...
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Which is how one *might* get it in....but if it compresses again....
....hence the lube. 
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09-18-2017, 20:30
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sometimes
this stuff just writes itself!
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09-21-2017, 07:32
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sad that the only thing he could find in the gym worth screwing was a small plate...........
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