08-23-2017, 07:02
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Delaware Cemetery Begins Exhuming Bodies of Confederate Soldiers
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08-23-2017, 07:20
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Spoof news... or is that why it is in comedy? 
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08-23-2017, 08:08
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Well, it's always been said that "The South is gonna Rise Again" ...
Didn't know this was going to be the case.
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08-23-2017, 08:18
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Also happening in Delaware, Ohio...
-6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio
-Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU-Hosted Police Conference
-Delaware Power Outage Prevents Stuff from Happening
-Unique, Exciting Downtown Store Goes Bankrupt
In fact, here is a transcript from a letter to the editor written by senior correspondent, Ricardo Payne:
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If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to fuck and mangle. We need to pull the ruthless dick of the law from our hindquarters and boo the barbarians in unison. When a police officer drives by, boo that animal and be sure that he hears you. Boo female police officers even louder than their male brethren. Every woman who decides to become a cop is one less whore to watch at the strip club or masturbate to while looking at internet porn. Let all cops know how damaging their presence is to your happiness and quality of life. Bellow loud and clear: “Booooooooo! Get back in the fucking police station until we need you, assholes!””
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Last edited by Box; 08-23-2017 at 08:20.
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08-23-2017, 10:33
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Originally Posted by Box
Also happening in Delaware, Ohio...
-6 Safe Places to Overdose on Heroin in Delaware, Ohio
-Cops Learn How to Ride Bikes at OWU-Hosted Police Conference
-Delaware Power Outage Prevents Stuff from Happening
-Unique, Exciting Downtown Store Goes Bankrupt
In fact, here is a transcript from a letter to the editor written by senior correspondent, Ricardo Payne:
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If your arch rival comes into town for a big game, you boo the shit out of them. It sends a message: “You suck and I fucking hate you.” This is the way we should treat Delaware police officers. They are twisted specimens, constantly prowling our lanes and avenues in search of innocent citizens to fuck and mangle. We need to pull the ruthless dick of the law from our hindquarters and boo the barbarians in unison. When a police officer drives by, boo that animal and be sure that he hears you. Boo female police officers even louder than their male brethren. Every woman who decides to become a cop is one less whore to watch at the strip club or masturbate to while looking at internet porn. Let all cops know how damaging their presence is to your happiness and quality of life. Bellow loud and clear: “Booooooooo! Get back in the fucking police station until we need you, assholes!””
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Well, that is elegant prose. Perhaps the DNC should hire him as a speechwriter for all their candidates in 2018 and 2020.
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08-23-2017, 12:01
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08-23-2017, 12:05
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08-23-2017, 12:48
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Well, it's always been said that "The South is gonna Rise Again" ...
Didn't know this was going to be the case.
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Did you hear that from Lobert Lee?
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08-23-2017, 17:08
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Well with a name like Ricardo Payne.... what did you expect?
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08-23-2017, 17:26
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Unfortunately, I think we will soon see the day when historic cemeteries are vandalized as we are seeing happening with the monuments.
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