Have you use google maps to check out a new destination??
Maybe you should..
I was looking at Pyongyang, North Korea. Figured some of us might get a chance to stop by,, little R-n-R,, couple Beers,, maybe some sausage rolls??
I like to read the comments section,, You might be surprised at the candid comments from fellow-prior travelers.. Here are several, that jumped out as being a fair representation of the locals friendless..
The location: Kim Il sung Sq. Pyongyang, North Korea
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Brady Huffer, a week ago - ★★★★★
I would have rated this place 5 stars but I only can give it a 4 stars. I took a picture of the Great Leader here, and the police confiscated my camera and chopped off my right hand for being "a traitor of the state". Luckily, I am left handed and only use my right hand to wipe my ass. Great place to visit, just don't take pictures of the GREAT LEADER.
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Vulcanscienceacademy - a week ago - ★★★★★
Just looking at the faces of the people walking around you know - intuitively - that this is where fun and joy go to die. But not before the celebratory street operas start playing the square at sunset. Kim Jong-un has decreed that there be a different opera for each day of the week celebrating his sexual relations with his mother KimKo Yong-hui. A fascinating bit of contemporary history is that when the washed-out American athlete Dennis Rodman visited the country a few years back it was said (though never proven) that he (supposedly) insisted on watching Kim Jong-un do the 'freaky thing' with his mother right in the middle of the square which at the time was packed with tourists. The tourists - noting the small size of the great leader's 'manhood' immediately broke into peels of laughter which infuriated the the 'little guy' and sent him into a missle launching rage which continues to this day. No word yet on whether Dennis Rodman was able to get in on some of the sexual action with Kim Jong-un's mother.
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diegovicinay - a week ago - ★★★★★
Just arrived in time for the weekly executions. Thx Kim.
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Ben Teebo - a year ago - ★★★★★
Excellent sausage rolls
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Kim Jong-un - 10 minutes ago - ★★★★★
You go now ugly GI, I will send my supreme nucular rockets to be on your head,, I no like you,, and yes, the sausage rolls are berry berry good.. Dennis likes to..
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link: Kim Il sung Sq
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