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Arthur O. Sulzberger Jr. - The publisher of the vows to 'rededicate' paper to reporting honestly.
After making the claim that "we reported on both candidates fairly during the presidential campaign" Sulzberger promised readers that they could "rely on the NYT to bring that same level of fairness, the same level of scrutiny to our coverage of the new president and his team"
Sulzberger demonstrated his dedication to this promise by breaking the story that under President Trump, the USA would resurrect the use of interment camps to unjustly oppress American citizens.
This new dedication to close scrutiny of the POTUS is proof that the NYT can report up to the minute news with "agility and creativity"
Stay tuned for breaking news stories from the NYT to address the POTUSE and his imminent attempts to repeal the 13th, 14th, 15th, and 19th amendments....
Thank you NYT - what would we do without you.
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