10-27-2016, 23:10
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Unicorn Jockeys: Where college snowflakes come from.
And folks wonder where these bat-sh*t crazy opinions that college snowflakes spout as facts come from. They're the excrement from a unicorn's ass. I present to you the earth-shattering warbling from the latest "nuttier than a sh*t-house rat" unicorn jockey:
English Professor: Canoes Are Symbols of Colonialism and Genocide
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/engl...m-and-genocide 
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10-27-2016, 23:47
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Maybe they were right about fluoride in the water. . .or, perhaps, the THC in the Zig Zag.
Pat
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10-28-2016, 00:06
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I have always wanted to build a canoe since I was a kid reading Indian stories. Since I must be so privileged I think I will look into this further...........didn't realize I needed to be a genocide, white privileged racist to have a canoe! 
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10-28-2016, 04:23
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Then benign races better stop culturally appropriating our symbols!
We are programming our population to be hyper offended/mentally incapable of functioning in society. We are literally inculcating schizophrenia into our youth.
I was talking to a snowflake the other day who told me she was really upset that a post she had put up on a school website was taken down. Was it because she was a woman? She started noticing- gasp- unrelated to the post activity wherein people were treating her as if- double gasp- she was a woman. Later, she found out the post had not been taken down - she was looking for it in the wrong place...
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10-28-2016, 04:55
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TRIGGER WARNING ** TRIGGER WARNING
TRIGGER WARNING
...seriously?
Even the name of this job sounds fucking stupid
Think about it:
Canadian English Professor.
Guess what we dont have here in America...
English Canadian Professors.
Because, well...
....fuck professors in canaduh
Canadian English professor Misao Dean, is cordially invited to excrete feces into her favorite type of headgear, subsequently placing it back on her head and pulling tightly over her ears.
Much like ABC news continues to mention that they have not been able to verify the authenticity of any negative claims about hilLieary clint0n whiile simultaneously reporting ALL negative Trump info without such a caveat, Canadian English professor Misao Dean may or may not have sex with animals. (that statement has not yet been validated)
People like this crazy bitch make me want to eat a huge plate full of buffalo style spotted owl wings while wearing a Washington Redskins jersey
...the list of associated socially offensive behaviors that I yearn to engage in within offending range of people like her is endless
In closing...
...go fuck yourself Miseo, you crazy bitch.
END TRIGGER WARNING - END TRIGGER WARNING
Have a nice day...
...clint0n for president for life
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10-28-2016, 08:41
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Apparently the stupidity container of leftists has no bottom. 
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10-28-2016, 10:05
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TRIGGER WARNING ** TRIGGER WARNING
Thank you Billy for that "TRIGGER WARNING ** TRIGGER WARNING".
I went straight to my gun-safe and did an inventory, function check and cleaned guns. My "space" is safe!
(Oh wait, I might have screwed that up.....)
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10-28-2016, 12:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TOMAHAWK9521
And folks wonder where these bat-sh*t crazy opinions that college snowflakes spout as facts come from. They're the excrement from a unicorn's ass. I present to you the earth-shattering warbling from the latest "nuttier than a sh*t-house rat" unicorn jockey:
English Professor: Canoes Are Symbols of Colonialism and Genocide
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/engl...m-and-genocide |
Ray Mears Bushcraft: birchbark canoe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqmHqrHr8xg
As made by Pinock Smith of the Algonquin people......incredibly ironic of the ignorant English professor and an absolutely beautiful canoe....like functional art.
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10-28-2016, 13:50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bailaviborita
Then benign races better stop culturally appropriating our symbols!
We are programming our population to be hyper offended/mentally incapable of functioning in society. We are literally inculcating schizophrenia into our youth.
I was talking to a snowflake the other day who told me she was really upset that a post she had put up on a school website was taken down. Was it because she was a woman? She started noticing- gasp- unrelated to the post activity wherein people were treating her as if- double gasp- she was a woman. Later, she found out the post had not been taken down - she was looking for it in the wrong place...
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Was she blond by any chance?
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10-28-2016, 14:00
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I saw that Tomahawk, I went a tad cross eyed and didn't bother reading it. I visualize a race where all these malarkists are skipping in slow motion shouting to each other " Look at meeeeeeee" " Watch meeeee" " I am the onnnnnnne".
I have a canoe and when I look at it I visualize a boat that travels across water with a great and honored history, call me crazy if you will.
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10-29-2016, 00:04
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That's it! The birch bark canoe. I remember as a youngster reading how the Indians made a canoe from the bark of a birch tree. Amazing! I had no idea at that age how racist and genocidal I was!!!
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10-29-2016, 00:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sfshooter
That's it! The birch bark canoe. I remember as a youngster reading how the Indians made a canoe from the bark of a birch tree. Amazing! I had no idea at that age how racist and genocidal I was!!!
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Ray Mears has some awesome fieldcraft videos, and a few books.
The guy's the real deal dedicated to his passion for learning and teaching others fieldcraft.
And the birchbark canoe video is my absolute favourite for when I need to de-stress(I watch it about about every year or so).
I spent some time with some canoe builders in the Solomon Islands a decade ago..that was pretty cool.
In that environment, kids as young as 8-9 would be out in open water in little dug out canoes by themselves.......like kids here on a bicycle.
Until I get my birchbark canoe I've got my klepper to keep me busy!
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10-29-2016, 04:08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TOMAHAWK9521
And folks wonder where these bat-sh*t crazy opinions that college snowflakes spout as facts come from. They're the excrement from a unicorn's ass. I present to you the earth-shattering warbling from the latest "nuttier than a sh*t-house rat" unicorn jockey:
English Professor: Canoes Are Symbols of Colonialism and Genocide
http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/engl...m-and-genocide |
Not to mention the misogyny.... even the canoes shape is an attack on females by male dominated sport of canoeing.
Especially when a midget does canoeing solo!
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10-29-2016, 04:41
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Horses and Trucks
I wonder what he thinks of horses, pickup trucks, shoes, and Levis being culturally appropriated by the Indians, er Native Americans, er First Nation Peoples, er you know the ones who got here first?
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10-29-2016, 07:38
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Originally Posted by ddoering
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Damn- how'd you know? 
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