07-26-2016, 13:26
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Missouri man arrested for having sex with neighbor's cow
The 68 year old man was allegedly caught inside a woman's barn, standing naked behind her cow.
http://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...g-sex-cow.html
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07-26-2016, 13:34
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The Show Me state must be so proud of this individual.
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07-26-2016, 18:02
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What a mooooo-ving love story.
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07-26-2016, 19:03
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This news is udderly shocking.
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07-26-2016, 19:13
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You guys are just milking this sour story.
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07-26-2016, 20:12
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He was behooved for some cow poking.
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07-26-2016, 20:24
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His buddy said he missed the part where he was supposed to ride the cow to town to meet ladies. I guess he figured any port in a storm.
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07-27-2016, 11:53
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Wait, wait, wait, is he Canadian ?
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07-27-2016, 12:56
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Wait, wait, wait, is he Canadian ?
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I've seen no evidence of that. It was cow, not a beaver, and there was no mention of beer being involved.
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07-27-2016, 14:52
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maple Flag
I've seen no evidence of that. It was cow, not a beaver, and there was no mention of beer being involved.
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Hey, even their own former Prime Minister, the other Trudeau, once openly discussed going to bed with an elephant, so I'm thinking "yeah, Canadian!"
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07-27-2016, 15:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ncat97e
Hey, even their own former Prime Minister, the other Trudeau, once openly discussed going to bed with an elephant, so I'm thinking "yeah, Canadian!"
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There's a blast from the past. The "elephant" in question in that quote was the U.S. though, not the 4 legged variety.
And that Trudeau was more into screwing mistresses and the military.
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07-28-2016, 06:52
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Maybe it was just the Vet pulling a Terry Bradshaw as he did in "Failure to Launch", did he have one of those shoulder length gloves on? In smaller bovine operations the rancher is sometimes required to arrange the intestines, out West that same procedure is called Brisket.
It does beg the question, what was the cow doing in the barn?
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