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Woman decapitated during sex by passing train
Richard Hartley 14 Jul 2016 11:28 am
A woman has died after a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.
The woman, who was on top, is believed to have looked up after hearing the train approaching.
She was killed in Ulan-Ude, Siberia, when the accident happened.
According to Russian news agency Pravda the woman and her partner were both homeless and were drunk at the time of the accident.
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http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/14/woman-...train-6006368/
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07-14-2016, 12:34
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Homeless .... 
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07-14-2016, 12:50
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Drunk?
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07-14-2016, 12:53
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...with my perpetually shitty luck I would be laying down facing the opposite direction and the only thing that I'd lose would be my cock.
Not my balls - just my cock.
In the horrific chaos that would ensue, I'd end up spilling my beer and getting blood on my best pair of shoes.
Then I'd be doomed to a life of sitting down to pee in the female shitters at Target.
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07-14-2016, 12:57
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Originally Posted by Team Sergeant
Woman decapitated during sex by passing train
Richard Hartley 14 Jul 2016 11:28 am
A woman has died after a passing train decapitated her while having sex on a railway line.
The woman, who was on top, is believed to have looked up after hearing the train approaching.
She was killed in Ulan-Ude, Siberia, when the accident happened.
According to Russian news agency Pravda the woman and her partner were both homeless and were drunk at the time of the accident.
cont:
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/14/woman-...train-6006368/ |
As a woman?
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07-14-2016, 15:44
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07-14-2016, 15:48
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There goes another keyboard...LMAO! 
Waiting for TS 
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07-14-2016, 15:49
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As a Russian?
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07-14-2016, 16:23
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Homeless .... |
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Drunk?
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A Homeless, Drunk, Russian Woman .... Put 'em all together, and what do ya get?
The latest in Russian Mail order brides .... that can also cook pretty good, too.
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07-14-2016, 18:06
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A Homeless, Drunk, Russian Woman .... Put 'em all together, and what do ya get?
The latest in Russian Mail order brides .... that can also cook pretty good, too. |
Not to mention they've got one-track minds....
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07-14-2016, 18:45
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Alright, if no one else is gonna say it, I guess it falls to me. Que Yakov Smirnoff voice:
"In America, when a woman gives head..."
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07-14-2016, 19:37
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According to a source at the homeless shelter, she was a very warm person and had a good head on her shoulders....
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07-14-2016, 19:53
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Come on, you guys have a one track mind, please don't lose your head...
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07-14-2016, 22:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy L-bach
...with my perpetually shitty luck I would be laying down facing the opposite direction and the only thing that I'd lose would be my cock.
Not my balls - just my cock.
In the horrific chaos that would ensue, I'd end up spilling my beer and getting blood on my best pair of shoes.
Then I'd be doomed to a life of sitting down to pee in the female shitters at Target.
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You're original Billy.
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