05-31-2016, 14:51
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Area Commander
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,200
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Drunk can’t get past his reflection in a mirror.
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The poor man was so drunk, he started fighting with his own reflection in the mirror.
He was spotted in a grocery store in Russia, trying to buy a few dozen eggs.
As he tried to walk through the aisle, he stops at the shop mirror, and seeing his reflection, tells himself to ‘go ahead’ in Russian.
When the ‘man’ doesn’t move, he starts engaging in full conversation (with the mirror), and increasingly gets frustrated.
So much so that he was probably only a few seconds away from having a fist fight with the man.
Meanwhile, a shopper behind him films the whole exchange, which is believed to have taken place in a supermarket this week.
You’ve got to hand it to him though, he remains as courteous ever, despite being drunk, throughout the whole conversation.
Eventually, the man filming goes up to him and tells him his mistake.
Woops.
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Video embedded here: "Poot up you ducks ya damn trunk!"
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