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Old 03-04-2016, 07:05   #1
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Star Trek and Muslims

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and

walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General.

As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?"

The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.

My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis,

Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians,or Pakistan in 'Star Trek'.

The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future......"


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The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims.
Actually, Kirk ... James T. Kirk .... Captain James Tiberius Kirk ... is 'Merican.

He's as 'Merican as apple pie.

He's gonna be born in Riverside Iowa, March 22, 2228.

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Yes, the geek is strong in me.
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