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Old 12-07-2015, 17:15   #1
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Christmas jokes for the children
Some Christmas jokes

What kind of music do elves like best?
"Wrap" music!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
Why, shortbread of course!
What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had low "elf" esteem!
How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!
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Old 12-07-2015, 22:14   #2
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I told the first joke to my kid:

What kind of music do elves like best?

His answer?

Elvis.

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Old 12-07-2015, 22:47   #3
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Requiem, some of them are a little corny but hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and the best to you and the good work you do!
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Thank you. I hope your Christmas is a good one, too. Keep the corny jokes coming.

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Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
Ha! Reminded me of a bedding commercial...a log wakes and declares "I slept like a Brian last night"!
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My 8-year old son LOVED the "Elf-abet" joke.

He's been telling it to everyone he sees!
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