10-02-2015, 11:08
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Bear destroys woman's kayak
No words ... 
"It's the end of September, why are you here? You're supposed to be asleep."
Watch the video here ---> http://www.myajc.com/news/news/natio...s-kayak/nnr35/
Massive Facepalm to the "Nth" degree. 
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10-02-2015, 12:13
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Just sent that video to my son....he'll love it. What an idiot!
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10-02-2015, 13:07
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Just sent that video to my son....he'll love it. What an idiot!
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Why ... Is he a bear or supposed to be asleep? 
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10-02-2015, 13:17
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You funny Petason!
I pitty the poor fool that f's with his kayak...they (bear or whatever) better be hopin' he's asleep. And it won't be any pepper spray or "oh, please Mr. Bear".
Nope. it's gonna be Bear steaks tonight! 
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10-02-2015, 14:49
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That lady should be the motherfucking Secretary of Defense...
What are you doing Vladimir?
Go away Vladimir, your borscht is on the table.
Stop bombing my allies Vlad'
Go away...
...please stop.
Why are you doing this?
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10-02-2015, 14:52
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They tell you, when in bear country to wear little bells on your shoes and carry pepper spray.....we'll ya know how to tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly bear scat  grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray
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10-02-2015, 16:37
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They tell you, when in bear country to wear little bells on your shoes and carry pepper spray.....we'll ya know how to tell the difference between black bear scat and grizzly bear scat grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray |
They've got a warning sign for that:
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10-02-2015, 22:55
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OMG I had to stop watching it. Her voice drive me NUTZ!!!
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10-02-2015, 23:05
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OMG I had to stop watching it. Her voice drive me NUTZ!!!
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That's because you are a Mountain Goat, not a black bear. They are immune to her voice.
Pat
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10-03-2015, 04:05
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That's because you are a Mountain Goat, not a black bear. They are immune to her voice.
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You are wrong. Her voice drives black bears so bat-shit-crazy they have an insatiable desire to eat kayaks.
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10-03-2015, 04:17
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Typical liberal
Typical liberal hung the tree, talk to the animals person.
Like the bear understands English?
Her at the cabin and a sail boat out in the cove. Not that remote a location. Bear is on the way to becoming a nuisance bear.
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10-03-2015, 09:39
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You guys warned me about the voice, but nooooooo! I had to click on it. I think I handled about 10 seconds of the video before I had to stop. Holy Crap! That is annoying!
Stupid twit should have opted out of the condiment selection she was carrying and chose a thunder stick of some magnum-etude for that bad, wicked, naughty, very bad, rascally, impish, mean, troublesome, unruly bear.
"Go away bear, or I shall taunt you a second time!!"
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10-03-2015, 10:15
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You are wrong. Her voice drives black bears so bat-shit-crazy they have an insatiable desire to eat kayaks. |
I think you are right! Can you imagine being married to that?
Pat
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10-03-2015, 10:19
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It should have gone more like this...
...don't move bear
...turn just a lit-tle more to the right bear
...(front sight, steady breath, squ-eeeeeeeze)
BANG
Stupid bear...
...damn this coat is warm!
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10-03-2015, 10:34
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I think you are right! Can you imagine being married to that?
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When I heard her I ran over to my neighbors' house and chewed up part of their kayak. Well I guess it's off to the store to buy a replacement kayak.
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