Jade Helm Update! ! ! !

[Gold Eagle]

As I learned from years of watching The X Files.... trust no one

“What I’m about to share with you is not top secret. But there were U.S. Army special operations soldiers lurking around Barstow, driving down our streets and we didn’t even know it,” he wrote.

Part of the military’s stealth technology involved a Ryder truck and a hay truck.

http://www.activistpost.com/2015/09/...aeea-387878073

[Gold Eagle]

Any farmers daughters in with that hay?

[Team Sergeant]

Originally Posted by Gold Eagle

Any farmers daughters in with that hay?

Doubt it, Billy would have told us already.......

[Streck-Fu]

Probably keeping them all for himself.

[Box]

[TOMAHAWK9521]

I stumbled across this:http://www.infowars.com/why-are-so-m...nt-apocalypse/

It was this little gem from username: maddyswatch that caught my attention:

maddyswatch • an hour ago
The reason? Two words: JADE HELM. Check out Obama's Executive Order #13603. No one in Congress batted an eye when our Dictator-to-be gave himself the supreme power to declare martial law for no reason and without consulting Congress. He also gave himself the power to confiscate all weapons, ammo, food, water and anything else he might want (or want you NOT to have). He has created special SWAT teams and a secret army hiding in blasé government departments that no one ever gives a thought about, like Engraving, for Pete's sake. They have been practicing urban warfare in a secretly built fake town they built in Virginia (That is why Tim Kaine was chosen as VP candidate).

I believe Billy is an evil genius mastermind who has been playing everyone for fools from the beginning by inventing the Jade Helm scenario and raking in the money this whole time by providing security solutions in response to it . Orson Wells would be proud of the paranoia you've inflicted, sir. P.T. Barnum could never have dreamed of such an incredible circus.

[Box]

Let me give you folks something to think about.
http://www.infowars.com/victim-of-ca...out-jade-helm/
That’s right: the JADE HELM – Fidel Castro connection...

JADE HELM is a thing - it isn't a secret - everyone knows about it. It eve gets reported on the news. 'Larry Daley' certainly knows about it.
Larry Daley claims to be a victim of Fidel Castro's round up of government resistors in the early 1960's, and Larry Daley recognized the similarity between Castro's round up, and JADE HELM way back in 2015 but no one but ‘Infowars’ would listen to him. In spite of Daleys warning, the dubious exercise went off without a hitch. The stealth technology that was installed on our Ryder trucks and Hay wagons went completely unnoticed. Our Castro-like innocent civilian roundup rehearsals went off without a hitch.
....and not long after, President Obama went to Cuba to normalize relations.

Coincidence?

JADE HELM looks like early 1960s Castro-Cuba – it goes off like clockwork and BOOM….
….POTUS darts down to Cuba. Maybe it was to normalize relations, maybe it was to watch a baseball game, maybe he just wanted to buy Bill Clinton a box of Cohiba cigars, but MAYBE he was giving Castro an AAR on the JADE HELM exercise.

Who knows?

Now, as soon as the elections are over, here come the reports that Castro is “dead”.
…or maybe – just maybe, he is still very much alive.
Maybe Castro is alive and well, living in Texas, masquerading as a Ryder Truck rental agent.
Maybe Castro is about to command US troops as they invade the republic of Texas using specially modified Ryder Trucks and Stealth equipped Hay Wagons.

…it may sound crazy, but how crazy did the words “President Trump” sound the first time you heard the words JADE HELM in the same sentence?

Is it also a coincidence that when Castro and Obama invade the republic of Texas, it will be during the same time frame as my retirement?
…just in time for me to accept the offer of Defense Secretary for the Peoples Republic of Cuban-Texas.

Make all the jokes you want now, but you’ll see.
Just wait – you’ll see!!!