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Old 12-26-2004, 19:03   #1
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Drivers Test

I wish this was on our tests here.
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Old 12-27-2004, 18:14   #2
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Old 12-27-2004, 19:04   #3
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Me too.

Reminds me of a story;

Reilly Road, about 3/4 of a mile from Post. A business had some "ladies" that worked nights downtown dancing at a local watering hole washing cars in their bikini's next to the road during the day.

They were forced to shut the car wash down due to multiple vehicle accidents.
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Old 12-27-2004, 21:53   #4
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HEY! What are you doing following my wife around town, Huey?
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Old 12-28-2004, 17:24   #5
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Bike? What bike?
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Old 12-29-2004, 09:42   #6
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Old 12-29-2004, 16:14   #7
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Old 12-29-2004, 17:04   #8
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Bike? What bike?
What do you want to be when you grow up Razor??? Just think it and I will make it so......

POOF!!!
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Old 12-30-2004, 14:01   #9
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What no comeback... no acknowledgement from my mentor, master, teacher, inspiration, and Sensei in the art of hijack/adult humor???
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Old 01-16-2005, 22:21   #10
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Me too.

Reminds me of a story;

Reilly Road, about 3/4 of a mile from Post. A business had some "ladies" that worked nights downtown dancing at a local watering hole washing cars in their bikini's next to the road during the day.

They were forced to shut the car wash down due to multiple vehicle accidents.

Did you ever stop to gas up at that station outside of San Pedro Sula in Hondo? The one with the attendants in hot pants?
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