03-30-2015, 09:54
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Possible attack on NSA headquarters in Maryland
Domestic terrorist attack? According to other sources the male suspects in the vehicle were disquised as women.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/3/30/83...ers-fort-meade
Last edited by mojaveman; 04-03-2015 at 14:38.
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03-31-2015, 12:24
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So, three guys were doing coke and sodomizing each other at a motel in Anne Arundel, then two of them stole the car of the third and fled, wearing the women's clothes they'd brought to the party. Still wasted on coke, they sped down the highway, took the (very clearly marked) NSA exit, panicked, and refused to stop for the gate guards. Hilarity ensued.
Not terrorism, but certainly a cautionary tale...
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03-31-2015, 12:38
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I wonder if these two guys were just on their way to Indiana to order a wedding cake?
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03-31-2015, 12:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TFA303
So, three guys were doing coke and sodomizing each other at a motel in Anne Arundel, then two of them stole the car of the third and fled, wearing the women's clothes they'd brought to the party. Still wasted on coke, they sped down the highway, took the (very clearly marked) NSA exit, panicked, and refused to stop for the gate guards. Hilarity ensued.
Not terrorism, but certainly a cautionary tale...
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and it was a stolen car......what a " drag" 
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03-31-2015, 13:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TFA303
So, three guys were doing coke and sodomizing each other at a motel in Anne Arundel, then two of them stole the car of the third and fled, wearing the women's clothes they'd brought to the party. Still wasted on coke, they sped down the highway, took the (very clearly marked) NSA exit, panicked, and refused to stop for the gate guards. Hilarity ensued.
Not terrorism, but certainly a cautionary tale...
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I hope you learned your lesson... 
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03-31-2015, 14:23
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I think it was some of Hillary's "people" trying to get in there trying to make sure ALL her emails had been "sanitized."
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04-02-2015, 12:28
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Quote:
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I hope you learned your lesson...
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Yep. Next gay transvestite cocaine orgy I attend, I'm hiding my keys under the Gideon Bible. I know nobody's touching that....
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