…so you have a 1000 dollar camera and you’re on food stamps?
…well, nothing is free.
…your food stamps are!
…do you listen to Bruce Springsteen?
…no, I’m gay.
...if you could change something about this country, what would you change
...the biggest things is, I don't think cops should be walking around with arms.
...then how are they going to protect you if you get mugged
...I don't think, well, ok
…do get any students loans?
…yup
…see, America helped you out – you’re welcome
silly americans
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