That was awesome; the video deeply touched my chakra.
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“Being gluten intolerant is the hottest eating trend in the new age community since we found out you don’t have to eat animals. Gluten is the new animal that you don’t have to eat. Being gluten intolerant used to be limited to those people that were ACTUALLY intolerant to gluten BUT, with the cutting edge information I’m sharing, YOU TOO can be gluten intolerant…”
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I laughed so hard at that fucking video that it made my belly hurt like the tummy of a middle aged, socially enlightened, gluten sensitive, lactose intolerant, vegan, yuppie-hipster-douchebag that had just been force-fed an extra meat, extra cheese, deli sammich on toasted rye bread, washed down with a cold glass of whole milk…
I think it’s important to have YouTube videos that increase public awareness of glutens. I also appreciate how that video helped to increase public awareness of people who don’t have to eat animals; they even managed to give a nod to the no-dairy crowd. It does my heart good to see such an important cross section of the yuppie hipster douchebag culture put on display. I love the new gluten-free diet movement; it is a great compliment to the lactose intolerant, vegan, Fair-Trade collection of socially aware American citizens with special dietary needs...
…that weak and dizzy feeling you can’t shake isn’t the toxins leaving your system; it’s a perpetual state of yuppie induced malnutrition. Eat some food. Eat some real food. Don’t waste your time with a plate full of arugula and a splash of vinaigrette; vegetables are what food eats. Grab yourself a piece of your favorite animal’s flesh, grill that motherfucker up with a baked potato, and enjoy yourself.
Personally, my favorite animal is steak…
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