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Old 03-10-2015, 03:41   #1
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50 Shades of Grey...

From the Silver tongue of a B-52 FOG,
Fantastic sense eloquence.



FIFTY SHADES OF GREY -
(a husband's point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked,
bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!


Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.


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Old 03-10-2015, 04:08   #2
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Outstanding! Thanks for the laugh to start the day.
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Old 03-10-2015, 10:00   #3
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ROTFLMAO!!!
A FOG myself... I was getting a mental picture of Mabel!
It was somewhat exciting!
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Old 03-10-2015, 14:17   #4
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Very funny. I sent it on to my wifes phone. No reaction so far, but I may get beaten up when going to bed tonight.
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Very funny. I sent it on to my wifes phone. No reaction so far, but I may get beaten up when going to bed tonight.
As foreplay?
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As foreplay?
I thought doctors were not allowed to asked about personal weapons??
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I thought doctors were not allowed to asked about personal weapons??
Only hadnguns - I want to figure who's got the whips and chains back home for future reference.
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As foreplay?
I survived. Just.
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I survived. Just.
The hyena - or is that a DADT thing?
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The hyena - or is that a DADT thing?
She may be getting on a bit, but doesn't look at all like a hyena and no accidental discharge occurred.
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