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Old 02-19-2015, 21:43   #1
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Important facts about human flatulence

The Yanomami Indian tribe in South America pass gas as a way to greet one another.

In China you can actually get a job as a professional fart smeller.

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Old 02-19-2015, 21:47   #2
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you can actually get a job as a professional fart smeller.[/URL]
I hear we have a fart smeller in the White House. He went to Columbia University and Harvard Law School.

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Old 02-20-2015, 16:36   #3
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"Originally Posted by mojaveman View Post
The Yanomami Indian tribe in South America use passing gas as a way of greeting one another."

Well, they are naked so if they make a mistake, they don't have to worry about messing in their drawers.
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Using Morse code parlance, what would the equivalent of a shit-fist be?
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Old 02-21-2015, 14:29   #5
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[QUOTE=Broadsword2004;575740]I wonder how they do that.[/

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