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Old 02-13-2015, 20:05   #1
Stobey
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A Trap

A Trap

A large group of Isis fighters in Afghanistan are moving down a road when
they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than
ten Isis fighters". The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men
over the dune where a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few
minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred Isis
fighters." Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over
the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.

The Vietnam Veteran calls out again: "One Marine is better than one
thousand Isis fighters." The enraged Isis commander musters 1000 fighters
and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns,
grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought
.... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and
with his dying words tells his commander,

"Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them!

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Old 02-14-2015, 04:31   #2
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Thanks for the chuckle.
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Old 02-16-2015, 01:14   #3
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Believe this started out as a Scot, north of Hadrian's wall

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