Peeing on my flowers...

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag."...
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer."
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money?
You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my backyard is next to a golf
course. A lot of golfers come and peethrough a knothole in my fence, right
into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off... kills the flowers,
you know. Then I thought, 'Why not make the best of it?' So now, I stand
behind the fence by the knothole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers and
every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I grab hold of it and
say, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes.'"
"That seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Not everybody pays."



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