Shark Bait

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The Pope was visiting churches in Florida and asked his driver to detour along the famous Palm Beach so he could view the beautiful scenery. His driver suddenly stopped the Popemobile when they spotted an amazing sight right off shore.

Incredibly, Barack Obama was fighting like a madman to escape the jaws of a very large white shark.
As they sat stunned and horrified, a high-powered fishing cruiser sped to the scene with two men aboard. One of the men was Karl Rove, who alertly harpooned the fearsome beast, as John Boehner dragged the barely conscious and bleeding Barack Obama out of the ocean. Then the two Republicans hammered the shark to death with clubs, and hauled it aboard.

Passionately moved, the Pope waved for the heroes to come to the beach, whereupon he blessed them.

“I am always moved to tears when I witness tremendous acts of valor, especially when it overcomes bitter hatred, in this case between Barack Obama and Republicans.”

As the Pope drove off, Boehner asked Rove who the guy in the funny suit was.

“That’s the Pope,” Rove replied. “Catholics believe he is the wisest and holiest man.”

“Well,” Boehner chuckled, “he may be a wise man, but he sure doesn’t know jack about shark fishin’. How’s our bait doing?”


Obama is pretty much the perfect shark bait. He’s lean, he’s tall, and he’s got lots of cartilage in those two ears.

Plus, it’s easy to lure him to Palm Beach. Just let him know how many golf courses there are down there.