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Old 12-09-2014, 11:56   #1
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Epic Engrish.....
This took some serious effort....
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Old 12-09-2014, 18:20   #2
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It will create the human body? Is this how babies are made?
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Old 12-09-2014, 19:52   #3
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It will create the human body? Is this how babies are made?
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Old 12-09-2014, 22:15   #4
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Priceress!
OK, that hurt!

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Old 12-10-2014, 06:29   #6
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It will create the human body? Is this how babies are made?
Since my sons are 7 and 8 right now, this may give me a few extra years before I have to explain the details......"Babies come from Chinese toy factories....."
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Old 12-10-2014, 08:00   #7
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I work with a lot of folk who speak Engrish as a second or third language. They say they have no problem speaking English with others who aren't primary english-speakers. Primary english-speakers on the other hand are almost impossible to communicate with.

The idioms here are obvious:

"Otherwise it will create the human body [you're fucked] or blame damage [your wife will be yammering at you about the broken window for days]."
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I guess they've never heard of Google Translate.

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IDK - From my experience, they may have actually used Google Translate.

I've used Google Translate when communicating with Russian family, it can get pretty entertaining.

Re: "Create the human body". I hear they plan to replace storks with these things. I think that's what it's referring to?



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