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Man o Man I cannot wait until I retire from the Army and get a job as a state trooper...
...my gun collection is going to be so awesome and I will never ever be without pocket money again.
Don't worry, I won't bully the people that I know. The rest of you are SO fucked; I am going on a diet so I can hide behind my badge while I am robbing you of your possesions and freedoms on behalf the DHS
You suckers can just keep on voting and feeling free, but Billy is gonna get paid !!!
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Last edited by Box; 09-07-2014 at 09:15.
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