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Old 06-23-2014, 19:14   #1
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American gets stuck in large vulva statue in Germany
A man had to be rescued by firefighters in Germany after becoming stuck in a large statue of a vagina.

This I find funny. It would have to be a stupid American.

Oh the places we can go with this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248
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Old 06-23-2014, 19:53   #2
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What a douche nozzle!

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Old 06-24-2014, 01:15   #4
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Not a virgin anymore...
It's probably the first time he's been in one.

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Old 06-27-2014, 13:18   #5
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I think I know her
You too ????
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Old 06-27-2014, 17:41   #8
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Well I know I came out of one them but, that is the first one I could climb back in
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Old 06-27-2014, 18:25   #9
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Too be fair, Germany has its fair share of large vulvas.
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Giving the "rebirthing" therapy another go?
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