05-24-2014, 14:41
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Quiet Professional
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: St. Pauls, NC
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Confidence
A Special Forces Ranger Qualified Soldier walks into a crowded bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
“No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The SF Soldier says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
“Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!"
The SF Soldier smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
And that is Confidence!!
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05-27-2014, 05:06
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Join Date: Mar 2012
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Ive known a few guys that must actually wear those watches! 
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05-27-2014, 05:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alelks
The SF Soldier smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
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He forget DLST?
Spring Forward, Fall Back.
LMAO..
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"May you be a half hour in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead"
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05-27-2014, 05:37
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Guerrilla Chief
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Location: South Africa
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alelks
A Special Forces Ranger Qualified Soldier walks into a crowded bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
“No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The SF Soldier says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
“Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!"
The SF Soldier smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."
And that is Confidence!!
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Was this not originally SEAL before Urgent Fury?
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05-27-2014, 12:32
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Area Commander
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Clay House Stuttgart, Germany
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Cute. 
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