This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.
He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantically calls out a May Day.
"May Day! May Day!
Help me!
Help me!
My pilot had a heart attack and he's dead
and I don't know how to fly.
Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.
Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
Now give me your height and position."
She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio...."
Repeat after me:
"Our Father, Who art in Heaven. ... ."
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