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Détente
A squad of U.S. Marines was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious condition. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife fu&king scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn’t even an American.
So I yelled that Osama Bin Laden dressed and acted like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so do Nancy Pelosi! and Hillary Clinton !!
“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a fu#king truck ran us over.”
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The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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