Go Back   Professional Soldiers ® > At Ease > The Comedy Zone

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 02-11-2014, 15:45   #1
The Reaper
Quiet Professional
 
The Reaper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland
Posts: 24,816
Stupid Lawsuits

Why do things cost so much?

Litigation.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/02/05...awsuit-for-5m/

Clearly the design and installation companies' fault.

Always go for a settlement with the deep pockets....

TR
__________________
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat." - President Theodore Roosevelt, 1910

De Oppresso Liber 01/20/2025
The Reaper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 17:02   #2
Barbarian
Guerrilla Chief
 
Barbarian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 680
Man, that design company has some crap luck.
__________________
I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere, than in any city on Earth. -Steve McQueen
Barbarian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 17:21   #3
MR2
Quiet Professional
 
MR2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Location, Location
Posts: 4,073
I'd rather not have the injury at 10x the settlement.
__________________
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time - Leo Tolstoy

It's Never Crowded Along the Extra Mile - Wayne Dyer


WOKE = Willfully Overlooking Known Evil
MR2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 17:35   #4
cbtengr
Area Commander
 
cbtengr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Midwest
Posts: 2,842
Quote:
Originally Posted by MR2 View Post
I'd rather not have the injury at 10x the settlement.
Agreed this would not be a pleasant way to live out the rest of your life. Part of his settlement from his moronic relatives should be that they have to wash his ass for the rest of his life.
__________________
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
cbtengr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 19:02   #5
Roguish Lawyer
Consigliere
 
Roguish Lawyer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Free Pineland (at last)
Posts: 8,834
That was a really shitty thing to do to that guy.
Roguish Lawyer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 19:43   #6
theis223
Guerrilla
 
theis223's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Superior's Lakeside.
Posts: 125
There are indeed many shitty puns on this BB
__________________
...a leader should strive to be an individual of flawless character, technical competence, and moral courage….You start with a cornerstone—honesty—and from there you build character. If you have character, that means the guy you are dealing with can trust you….Character provides a leader with a moral compass that focuses his efforts on the values we cherish: courage, honesty, selflessness, and respect for our fellow man…

SAMUEL W. FLOCA JR.
Colonel, USA, Retired

Courtesy of QP Snaquebite
theis223 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 20:06   #7
Sdiver
Area Commander
 
Sdiver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Black Hills of SD
Posts: 5,944
What a load of crap.
__________________
Non Sibi Sed Suis
_____________________________________________
It's Good To Be Da King !!!! Just ask NDD !!!!
Sdiver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 20:35   #8
PSM
Area Commander
 
PSM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Cochise Co., AZ
Posts: 6,200
Quote:
Originally Posted by theis223 View Post
There are indeed many shitty puns on this BB
Careful. You may get punted!

Pat
__________________
"Hector Lives!"

"The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress." -- Frederick Douglass

"The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen." -- Dennis Prager

"The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." --H.L. Mencken
PSM is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-11-2014, 20:56   #9
mojaveman
Area Commander
 
mojaveman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Clay House Stuttgart, Germany
Posts: 2,672
In this blameless litagious society that we live in the portable toilet company just had the misfortune of being caught up in some other people's bad judgement and behavior. Maybe they should file suit against the pranksters.

When I was in High School a friend of mine had a pool party one warm Saturday afternoon and one of the people there decided to push him into the deep end, anyway, he hit the back of his neck on the edge of the pool and suffered the same fate as the guy in the above story. I wasn't there when it happened but visited him in the hospital a few days later. I just kind of stood there in disbelief and looked at him while he was laying there. He was only 18 years old.

Last edited by mojaveman; 02-13-2014 at 18:50.
mojaveman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-13-2014, 13:25   #10
orion5
Guerrilla Chief
 
orion5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Driving the Texas highways
Posts: 672
Quote:
Originally Posted by mojaveman View Post
In this blameless litagous society that we live in the portable toilet company just had the misfortune of being caught up in some other people's bad judgement and behaivor. Maybe they should file suit against the pranksters.
That's what I was thinking...if you ran a small business, and wanted to be ethical and put out a safe product, there is still no way you can overcome the limitless list of stupid stuff people will do with your product.

Even as an individual, we have to protect ourselves. At my annual insurance review, my insurance guy convinced me to get an umbrella policy attached to my homeowner's policy. That will protect me if someone does something bone-headed on my property or with my possessions, and sues me, even if they were trespassing or it was their fault/negligence.
orion5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-13-2014, 13:57   #11
craigepo
Quiet Professional
 
craigepo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Southern Mo
Posts: 1,541
Anyone that is worth any money at all should have an umbrella policy. They are relatively cheap, and will help you sleep well at night.
__________________
"And how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods?"
Thomas Babington Macaulay


"One man with courage makes a majority." Andrew Jackson

"Well Mr. Carpetbagger. We got something in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."
Josey Wales
craigepo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-13-2014, 16:20   #12
MR2
Quiet Professional
 
MR2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Location, Location
Posts: 4,073
Quote:
Originally Posted by craigepo View Post
Anyone that is worth any money at all should have an umbrella policy. They are relatively cheap, and will help you sleep well at night.
Agreed, but the insurance company will not sell you one unless you know the magic words: My financial adviser advised me to get one.
__________________
The two most powerful warriors are patience and time - Leo Tolstoy

It's Never Crowded Along the Extra Mile - Wayne Dyer


WOKE = Willfully Overlooking Known Evil
MR2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-13-2014, 21:56   #13
Kyobanim
Moderator
 
Kyobanim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 3,045
Just goes to show you can roll around in shit and come out smelling like . . . well. . .

get rich.
__________________
"Are you listening or just waiting to talk?"


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
Optimus Prime
Kyobanim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-13-2014, 22:06   #14
tonyz
Area Commander
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: USA
Posts: 4,792
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyobanim View Post
Just goes to show you can roll around in shit and come out smelling like . . . well. . .

get rich.
Smells like some pols tenure in DC...
__________________
The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil.

Marcus Tullius Cicero
tonyz is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 13:08.



Copyright 2004-2022 by Professional Soldiers ®
Site Designed, Maintained, & Hosted by Hilliker Technologies