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Old 01-23-2014, 07:18   #1
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Wanna get revenge on someone?

http://www.vice.com/read/a-revenge-f...ource=vicefbus

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Well, our most popular right now is our Boss Breaker. Hypothetically what might’ve happened recently was that a particular division of the company had a boss that’s a complete jackass, but you know, there’s nothing the subordinates can do. They call us up. We will, at their request, send a hypothetical pile of dog shit to the company CEO from that individual, and send, uh, send faxes with that person’s face flipping the bird to every fax machine that they have, saying, “I quit, you lousy sons-of-bitches.” The truth is that it doesn’t matter if it came from him or not. The company’s mad, he gets fired, and the client is happy.
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Nefarious Jobs is a Revenge for hire service which specializes in making the lives of your enemies pure hell.

We currently employ over 100 contract computer scientists in foreign countries who are highly sought after experts in computer security and ethical hacking. However the pay in these countries is substandard so they supplement their incomes by working for us.
Our special services department personnel are experts in making the lives of your enemies miserable. We have a wide range of services and packages to choose from, and can offer more if you find a package which doesn't quite have the flavor of revenge you are seeking.

When you care enough to send the very best to your enemies; send us, and just sit back and watch as their world crumbles around them!

At all times you can be assured that your personal information will NEVER be sold, used for advertising purposes, or divulged in any way. Once your assignment has been successfully cleared, we delete your account and all records of the transaction. You cannot be asked to give records over, if you don't keep any!

No one really wants to be a bad guy. But there are times when you have been abused and mistreated to the point where you have to take a stand and fight back. Many people do it the stupid way. When backed into a corner with direct confrontation. The smart ones use us, and destroy their enemies without ever being seen or noticed. Unfortunately many others take on the "nail" persona, everyday being beaten by the hammer, down, down, down, until there is nothing left of them.

Let us be the anvil that breaks the hammer that is crushing you.
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Old 01-23-2014, 07:31   #2
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very interesting that people are offering this (from a protector POV, not a potential customer.

I am still considering if i want to click the links or not due to the fear of malware.

Thanks for posting this.

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Old 01-23-2014, 07:38   #3
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Someone has been watching the movie "Dirty Work" a little too much
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Old 01-23-2014, 08:39   #4
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If you know your boss's home address and if you know he is on a business trip send flowers to his house with a card that says somethink like,

" Dear Willie, thank you for the wonderful trip! I'm sorry you had to return home before me, another couple of days together would have been WONDERFUL!!!!

Love,
Heather"

I bet the boss will be distracted and not be such a pain in the ass for a while.
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:40   #5
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Old 01-23-2014, 09:51   #6
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I prefer the Honey Wagon approach. Requires the mark to have a home with a basement...
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Old 01-23-2014, 10:42   #7
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I prefer the Honey Wagon approach. Requires the mark to have a home with a basement...
Very popular here in the Midwest, the honey is very easy to come by.
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Old 01-23-2014, 12:11   #8
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I remember back in the late '70s in our local newspaper there was a permanent advertisement that said, "a pie in any face at any time". I recollect that the person doing that didn't charge a lot either. I haven't seen anything like that in a long time though.

Nefariousjobs are taking things to the extreme. Makes one wonder if that kind of activity is even legal.

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Old 01-23-2014, 13:00   #9
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The guys above are taking things to the extreme. Makes one wonder if that kind of activity is even legal.
What you got against recycling? Racist!
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Old 01-23-2014, 15:25   #10
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Nefariousjobs are taking things to the extreme. Makes one wonder if that kind of activity is even legal.
AC/DC should write a song...
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