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Old 12-20-2013, 12:52   #1
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Woman's bottom superglued to toilet in cruel prank.

A woman in north Georgia says she is still recovering from injuries she endured when an apparent prankster superglued the toilet seats in Home Depot. Police now aren't so sure she didn't orchestrate the entire incident herself.

Ok, so she didn't wipe the seat first or use a butt gasket?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4419353.html

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Old 12-23-2013, 13:00   #2
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The only woman out there that doesn't "hover".
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Old 12-23-2013, 13:29   #3
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The only woman out there that doesn't "hover".
There's no money in that.

Drying time for most superglue is less than 60 seconds. Was there someone in there when she arrived?

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Old 12-23-2013, 16:55   #4
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The only woman out there that doesn't "hover".
I'm sure the one's that don't hover look before they sit.
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